"Kimberly's Song" by Mark Biggs. September 5, 1998, 10:40pm.

You have never seen a sight to see,
such as a doctor known as Kimberly.
Some people thought that she was from outer space,
but little did they know she was just from Melrose Place!

Known from 92' as the mistress of Mike,
many wanted her to take a big hike.
Mike chose Kimberly without a glitch,
while an angry Jane exclaimed, "You pathetic bitch!"

But alas, this union was short lived,
especially when Sydney started to give.
But it was Kimberly who was meant for Mike's carriage,
at least on the drunken night that he proposed marriage.

"Yes!" exclaimed Kim with such a glee,
right before their car hit a big tree.
"Kim was dead!" they said,
and into Syd's arms Michael was led.

Mike was resistant about Syd being in his dive,
especially when he discovered - alas "Kim's alive!"
Many had thought that she was killed with a car,
but she pulled off her wig and revealed a big scar!

People were suspicious of having Kim back in town,
especially when, in a fit of rage, she tried to mow Mike down.
By then, her personality seemed unjust.
She even told Jo, "Your baby bit the dust."

Many were added to Kim's enemy list,
especially Amanda, after her and Mike's tryst.
Amanda had looks that Kim was to envy,
and it's at this point that we enter a man named Henry

Henry was the man that Kim thought she could trust,
but it turned out that all he wanted was just a little lust.
"Get them all!" Henry loudly sang,
and Kimberly did that and more with a great big bang!

Over the next year, Kim did very little,
as more and more, she became very mental.
Her growing personalities made her a sight to see,
one of them even trying to give Peter a lobotomy.

Near the end, no one believed the big rumor,
that all Kim had was merely a brain tumor,
while, all in all, still living the life of a pagan,
especially for the helpless soul named Megan.

But, for the most, she made life worthwhile,
while her ever growing problems mounted by the pile.
And when it came time to enter the bright light,
we were all there to wish Kim a good night.